Yee Haw
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Gary Brantley
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Re: Yee Haw
More on drunk pigs later! 'Bout to haul *ss outta here! 
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BlackSheep214
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Re: Yee Haw
LOL!
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“Send one plane it’s a sortie; send two planes it’s a flight; send four planes it’s a test of airpower. - Richard Kohn
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Gary Brantley
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Re: Yee Haw
When I was about 9 or 10, I guess, my Dad and my Mom's brother Elzy bought a couple pigs to fatten up for butchering. We built them a pen out at the farm and took out "slop" for them every day. Well, Uncle Elzy was a house-painter (he taught me the skill) and you know they're usually preachers or drinkers. Elzy was a drinker. 
One day he had brought over two or three cases of beer that had gone flat. Dad and I opened them all up and poured the brew into their feed trough. 
The pigs went after that beer with the gusto of a hound dog and soon had it all lapped up. Soon, too, were they drunk! I remember how funny it was watching them fall into each other and run into the fence. Those two pigs got soused on that flat beer and finally just laid down and passed out, I guess. But I don't recall them starting any sh*t with our cows...
One day he had brought over two or three cases of beer that had gone flat. Dad and I opened them all up and poured the brew into their feed trough. The pigs went after that beer with the gusto of a hound dog and soon had it all lapped up. Soon, too, were they drunk! I remember how funny it was watching them fall into each other and run into the fence. Those two pigs got soused on that flat beer and finally just laid down and passed out, I guess. But I don't recall them starting any sh*t with our cows...
Re: Yee Haw
great story.. And, they were already marinated.
To make each build less crappy than the last one. Or, put another way, "Better than the last one, not as good as the next one!"..