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Ceaser_Sa1ad wrote:Wow...
Do you know how much a pirate pays for corn?
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Those are some good laughs guys! Thanks for playing along, this should get interesting... :grin:

Do any of you know Nookie Green by any chance?

An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. "Father", he confessed, "it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month." The priest told the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's." Soon thereafter, another Irishman entered the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months" This time, the priest questioned, "Who is this Nookie Green? "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replied. "Very well," sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.

At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes. The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but enough. The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that Nookie Green?" The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, "No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes"
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LyleW wrote:
Do you know how much a pirate pays for corn?
uhhh no?
"In this galaxy there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that... and perhaps more... only one of each of us." - McCoy
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Uh oh, here we go... :wink: :lol:
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Ceaser_Sa1ad wrote:
LyleW wrote:
Do you know how much a pirate pays for corn?
uhhh no?
Buccaneer!
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Gary Brantley wrote:
Uh oh, here we go... :wink: :lol:
Got him!
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LyleW wrote: Buccaneer!
I hate that I ever asked... :whiteflag:
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Just go with it!
To make each build less crappy than the last one. Or, put another way, "Better than the last one, not as good as the next one!"..
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Ceaser_Sa1ad wrote:
LyleW wrote:
Do you know how much a pirate pays for corn?
uhhh no?
I was wondering when this one would appear on this thread… :ballbat:
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LyleW wrote: Do you know how much a pirate pays for corn?
And there it is..... : :headslap: :whiteflag: :tease: :whistle: :giggles: :headslap:
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