Do you know how much a pirate pays for corn?Ceaser_Sa1ad wrote:Wow...
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To make each build less crappy than the last one. Or, put another way, "Better than the last one, not as good as the next one!"..
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Those are some good laughs guys! Thanks for playing along, this should get interesting...
Do any of you know Nookie Green by any chance?
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. "Father", he confessed, "it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month." The priest told the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's." Soon thereafter, another Irishman entered the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months" This time, the priest questioned, "Who is this Nookie Green? "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replied. "Very well," sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.
At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes. The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but enough. The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that Nookie Green?" The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, "No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes"
Do any of you know Nookie Green by any chance?
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. "Father", he confessed, "it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month." The priest told the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's." Soon thereafter, another Irishman entered the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months" This time, the priest questioned, "Who is this Nookie Green? "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replied. "Very well," sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.
At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes. The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but enough. The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that Nookie Green?" The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, "No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes"
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uhhh no?LyleW wrote:
Do you know how much a pirate pays for corn?
"In this galaxy there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that... and perhaps more... only one of each of us." - McCoy
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Uh oh, here we go...
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Buccaneer!Ceaser_Sa1ad wrote:uhhh no?LyleW wrote:
Do you know how much a pirate pays for corn?
To make each build less crappy than the last one. Or, put another way, "Better than the last one, not as good as the next one!"..
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Got him!Gary Brantley wrote:
Uh oh, here we go...
To make each build less crappy than the last one. Or, put another way, "Better than the last one, not as good as the next one!"..
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I hate that I ever asked...LyleW wrote: Buccaneer!
"In this galaxy there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that... and perhaps more... only one of each of us." - McCoy
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Just go with it!
To make each build less crappy than the last one. Or, put another way, "Better than the last one, not as good as the next one!"..
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I was wondering when this one would appear on this thread…Ceaser_Sa1ad wrote:uhhh no?LyleW wrote:
Do you know how much a pirate pays for corn?
"Surely I have made my meaning plain? I intend to avenge myself upon you, Admiral. I have deprived your ship of power, and when I swing 'round, I intend to deprive you of your life."
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And there it is..... :LyleW wrote: Do you know how much a pirate pays for corn?
“Who controls the skies, controls the fate of this Earth”
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Author unknown- 352nd Fighter Group, Blue-Nosed Bastards of Bodney
“Send one plane it’s a sortie; send two planes it’s a flight; send four planes it’s a test of airpower. - Richard Kohn