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[LyleW]

Ah, the prologue ti The Canterbury Tales. Had to memorize that in high school, senior lit. Mr. Henninger’s class. Everyone calls him “Hapy Jack”.

[LyleW]

Choose your words wisely with the wife….

A single sentence can turn into a 6 hour argument….

Just tell her to calm down.

[LyleW]

"It's not the movement of the pendulum, as it swings to and fro, but the essence that drives it that makes the thing go."-Brother Dave Gardner

Great comedian.

[BlackSheep214]

Choose your words wisely with the wife….

A single sentence can turn into a 6 hour argument….

Just tell her to calm down.

You can't tell an Italian wife to "calm down"... it's suicide, man!

FYI... I'm married into an Italian family.
Then again, my mom was Polish. That's even just as bad.

[keavdog]

The wife of bath was my favorite - pretty racy.

[LyleW]

Made a paper airplane from a sheet of paper. When I threw it, it stayed in one place and hovered.




Then I remembered it was stationary….

[Gary Brantley]

You a mess, Lyle!

[Gary Brantley]

Ah, the prologue ti The Canterbury Tales. Had to memorize that in high school, senior lit. Mr. Henninger’s class. Everyone calls him “Hapy Jack”.

Me too, in Senior English, for Mrs. McIntosh. One day, as I was rehearsing that (oh yes, we had to stand before the class and recite it), my aunt came by. She heard me and started reciting right along with me! Turned out that she had had to learn it back in the '30s and still recalled most of it. I get bogged down now after the first dozen or so lines...

[Medicman71]

Choose your words wisely with the wife….

A single sentence can turn into a 6 hour argument….

Just tell her to calm down.

And that's how the fight started.

[Stikpusher]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, she's been told twice already...